So much hair
So much hair
You got: Minerva McGonagall— I Win!!! Hey there, you fierce cat! Looks can be deceiving — you may be prim and proper on the outside, but you’re a total badass. Confident, intelligent, and with nerves of steel, you thrive in difficult situations.
You got: South Korea You are the next big thing. The perfect balance between old and new, you have a deep appreciation for the past, but also seem to stay on the cutting edge of things. You know how to have fun, and don’t really hold back too often. Don’t let people underestimate you, you are definitely a burgeoning star. Welcome to South Korea! You’re right at home here.
Hell yeah, I got Hilary Banks.
I kinda want that sweater and those socks.
Damn nature, you scary.
#6 I think we need to send the Etsy account info to the True Detectives
You got: Ferret You have a great sense of humor and are the life of the party. Even when you get into trouble, you can smile your way out of it. A ferret is simply the perfect partner in crime.
Michelle Obama. Weird, I’m too much of a t-shirts and jeans type person, but I’ll take it.
how’d I get The Stoners, when I don’t smoke.
RE: New nicknames and secret insults And your parents try to act like they don’t get what’s happening, even though they also have older brothers.
display twine You’re so artistic! You’re so creative! You’re so good at DIY projects! But you’re not used for actual crafting — goodness no! — that twine is in the drawer by the land line.
This just makes me wish for the end of winter so farmers’ markets are stocked with fruit again.
Plus, not I can’t get all fucked up on cough syrup
Disappointed. I win, but without killing anyone.
Got Kaylee, but I wanted Buffy or maybe the original slayer.
That was so CUTE R. Kelly might try to rape it. There we acknowledged how fun the Jimmy Fallon version is, while also keeping in mind R. Kelly is a horrible, horrible person.
#3 #20 #23 #26 Loving it! But of course, Lupita is winning everything.
Bart: S U C C E S S. That’s the way you spell success.
We don’t want anymore bears!
“The baby looked at you?” “Everything’s coming up Milhouse.” “Are you bring sarcastic? I don’t even know anymore.”
Just from frequenting this site alone I assumed the number 1 quote would be “I for one welcome our new ant overlords.” But, “Lisa needs braces” should have been at least in the top 10.
Yup, I’m a spaz that accidently does cool things on occasion. Straddling that line.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP SCRATCHING ON THE DAMN DOOR! WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAAAAAT?
Fleetwood Mac. *spins around with flowy scarf* Stevie Nicks is the only member I care about.
Level 4-Greed You may be a little stingy but c’mon, this economy! Sounds like they just need to find somewhere to put you. Oh well. You have to push a heavy weight non-stop for eternity, but you do it in a group of buddies and you get hella jacked. It’s basically a free gym membership, so way to go you for outsmarting everyone!
I got Ron for this and the Zimio quiz. I get it, I get it. I’m loyal and funny, but insecure.
I’ll trade you mime for an older sister.
I got “not an asshole”, but I have placed unwanted grocery items on random shelves. I’m at least a partial asshole.
Khal Drogo would rape you repeatedly. Why would you want to be around that?
So it gets included in the discussion ad seen by people who aren’t following you.
I’m sorry you experienced these things.
What about the part where someone who is supposed to talk about something important doesn’t show up until halfway through the call. Oh, Barbra has the info on that.
Barbra are you here yet!?
…well, we can’t talk about that until Barbra gets here.