6. We’ve been secretly cuddling since we were babies, so the joke’s on you!
7. So if you don’t like it, maybe you should talk to someone who cares.
8. We’ll cuddle any time and any way we damn well please. Spooning? Done!
9. You wanna see some face to face action? Blammo!!
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