2) It was that last shot of Jameson that send me over the edge.
3) I think I’ll be ok if I keep my eyes closed for the rest of my life.
4) Dude, will you call my boss and tell him I’m gonna be late.
5) and 6) I think there’s someone sleeping next to me, but I’ll die if i turn my head to look.
8) Oh my god! This green stuff won’t come off and I have a meeting in 20 minutes!
9) and 10) Are those your legs touching me, bro?
11) I think my skull is imploding.
12) Coming into work was the worst idea I’ve ever had.
15) FML. This is literally the worst anyone in history has ever felt.
16) Somebody turn off the light. This pattern is making me dizzy.