1. "Ugh, I wish my boobs were as big as yours."
2. "Actually, OK, maybe not THAT big."
3. "Seriously, can you share some with me!?"
4. "You know how many things I could fit in just one of your bra cups??"
5. "You should really consider wearing sexier bras."
6. "Stop hiding those things! You need to flaunt what you got!"
7. "Whoa, boobs are out tonight!"
8. "Are you seriously complaining about having big boobs right now?"
Yes, and as long as we have back pain, all the boob sweat, and endless shopping struggles, it will continue.
9. "What size T-shirt do you want?"
10. "When you get bored do you ever just...play with them?"
11. "What are you going to do when they start going south?"
12. "So how much do you think they weigh?"
13. "I bet that backless top would look amazing on you!"
14. "You could just wear a cute bandeau!"
Until they make them in special gravity-defying form, we’ll pass.
15. "Do you ever get things lost in there?"
16. *Literally anything said while someone is making direct eye-to-boob contact.*
17. “Have you ever considered getting a breast reduction?”
18. "Why aren't you wearing a strapless bra with that?"
19. "OK, let's start with some jumping jacks!"
20. "Those things probably make the best pillows."
21. "Damn, I couldn't even fit those in my hands!"
22. "You know, I'm actually a boobs guy/girl."
23. "Ooh, try on this cute button-down!"
24. "You've totally got the boobs for that dress/shirt/swimsuit."
25. "But, actually though...are those real?"
Then again, sometimes the glass is half full.
Shout-out to all the big-boobed sisters! Keep on keeping on.
