1. Yes, this happened last night.
2. So did this.
3. And this.
But what the hell were you doing when you were about to turn 21? You were in college (or working), getting crazy on the weekend, probably grinding up on people in the club, and uploading all that onto Facebook. You were doing basically the same thing. And you probably didn’t have that body. THAT BODY. Shit, if I had that body, I’d be twerkin’ it on MTV in front of a national audience too.
Plus, she doesn’t even care about what you say because her motto is “only God can judge you, forget the haters”. So cut it out.