You wanna walk around where Dahmer kidnapped young men, sometimes drilling holes in their head to drop acid in? Yea? Me neither.
“I think it looks frightening when it’s cut off. It’s a Doberman. Let it have its ears.” - Lindsay Bluth
The description says “bed specs are lightweight - you will hardly know you are wearing them!”, but it fails to say everyone else will know you’re wearing them and thinks you look ridiculous.
WHY WAS THIS MADE.
Confusing holiday gift.
In case you want to channel some Lady GaGa circa 2009, here you go.
Just take a fucking bath.
Because litter boxes are weird.
Having a stranger tuck me in at night really makes me sleepy and less anxious too.