Unless it comes with Ryan Gosling.
Don’t remind me what all this candy does to my teeth.
NO ONE LIKES THESE.
Pretzels are gross.
5. Razor Blade Candies
Mom always warned us about this stuff.
6. Good and Plenty
Black licorice is always disgusting. It’s especially disgusting when it coats itself in hard candy and tried to trick you.
Great for trail mix. Terrible for trick-or-treat bag. Raisinets are, however, welcome.
8. Swedish Fish
Too chewy and gross.
9. Homemade Candy
Mom also warned us about this - creepers could be filling these with poison or acid! Dump these things immediately.
10. Milk Duds
Same thing as Whoppers.
11. Candy Buttons
You always end up eating paper.
12. Double Bubble Gum
In theory, this is good. The classic bubblegum smell is appealing, but the taste lasts about 15 seconds before it gets all gross and weird and cardboardy. Pass.
Why does this keep trying to be a thing? They’re in movie theaters and Halloween bags all over the country. Banish them!
14. Strawberry Hard Candies
They are gross to suck on and even grosser when you get to the gooey center.
15. Tootsie FlavorRoll
Straight up nasty.
16. Peppermint Candy
WRONG HOLIDAY, ASSHOLES.