16 Times The Craigslist "Free" Section Made You Question Humanity

Sometimes you click the "free" section in hopes of finding a good deal. But then sometimes you leave Craiglist feeling confused and alone and uncertain as to where humanity is headed.

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No phone number was left. But if you're interested...they already know...

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But does this professional model come with the chairs?

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Do the wishes run out when all those dandelions are picked? And this guy's neighbor wishes he would cut his damn lawn.

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I'm more intrigued that this rice robot used Twitter. What is its Twitter handle? Can I follow it?

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Why are some parts anatomically correct and other parts are just MIA?

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His concerns are 100% understandable.

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Stumped as to what to get your kid for their birthday? Dead animal!

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"Gently used". Where are the remains now?! Did you scatter them into the sea? Was that Lucy's was last wish?

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Yes. YES.

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I like that the roommate's mother was the only one like, "WTF" about this being out in the open. Keep it in your GD bedroom.

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I have so many questions about the inspiration for this drawing.

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But do they know who built this rendition of Stonehenge?

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Idk, everyone is mad at him, so idk, take it and have your neighbors get mad at you that they're being woken up at the crack of dawn.

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There isn't anything wrong with this mattress except for the giant fucking weird hole in the middle. Also, it looks like his wife was a bed hog. That circle is in the middle of the mattress and not on a designated side.

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Why waste your money on a gym membership?

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That's a lot of goats to start out with without knowing anything about raising goats/goat behavior.