10 Worst Things About Christmas

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1. Christmas Music

Even those who like Christmas music can’t handle “Feliz Navidad”, “Jingle Bells” and “Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer” six million times a day on the radio.

2. Tinsel

You know how glitter is the herpes of the arts & craft world? Tinsel is the herpes of Christmas. It gets everywhere and is impossible to get rid of.

3. Egg Nog

No one should be drinking frothed eggs. Also, the name egg nog just sounds disgusting.

4. Bad Sweaters

Wearing them for an Ugly Sweater Party is fine, but when your weird uncle shows up on Christmas morning in one and it’s not ironic, it’s uncomfortable.

5. Family Christmas Cards

Everyone looks tacky and the people who you send them to don’t care and throw them away. Spend your money on something else.

6. Mistletoe

Have you smelled this stuff? It’s nasty. No one really kisses under it and it’s mostly used by desperate guys with some lame pick up line.

7. Celebrity Christmas Albums

A subcategory of the first thing on this list. Why does this keep happening?

8. Three Months of Christmas

You know, when there are Christmas things in the store before Halloween even happens? What the f*ck.

9. Too Many Decorations/Less Is More

There’s always one in the neighborhood.

10. Shopping

Malls are a bitch.

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