This is fucking stupid, how could you forget a goddamn racing simulator seat???

Nerds love apple pie DUH

If you were REALLY broke, you wouldn’t be spending money on boxed wine and alcohol. And I would punch someone in the face if they gave me frozen toothpaste mints.

I usually am not into all the popular male celebrities.. but goddamnit Brad Pitt is one of the hottest and best actors ever.. he is not overrated in the least.

I just want to pop that girl’s huge forehead pimple in #25.

Debra was so fucking stupid to shoot Maria with her OWN police issued gun!! How goddamn stupid could this bitch get? Should have just let Dexter shoot her with his weapon instead, we all know he’s the smart on

Yeah and I would add to that: wear a bandana! If you pull your hair back, then they just try to fly in your ears. I remember these devils and am not looking forward to dealing with them.

Yeah right, they’ll never figure out #17? My son knew a controller with a wire must be plugged in since he was a year old. Try a wireless one instead. Although I still wouldn’t let him sit like that for hours “playing” video games, nor would he want to.

I just bought a Furby shirt yesterday. So I must be extra cool.

Checkered shirt with pin stripe suit? Nice matching dude.