17 Amazing Things To Do With Money (If You’ve Got It)

We all dream about the private island we’d buy if we had a bajillion dollars. But there are more creative ways you could spend that cash! Check out some a few things we’d rather spend money on than real estate and for more tips on being luxurious, check out season of “Shahs Of Sunset,” Sundays at 10/9c on Bravo.

1. Hire A Personal Photographer So You Never Have To Take Another Selfie In The Mirror Again

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2. Hire Someone To Stand In Lines For You

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3. Buy Gold In Bulk

4. Upgrade Your Staircase

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5. Replace All Your Bras With Diamond Enrusted Fantasy Bras By Victoria’s Secret

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6. Put A Pool On Your Balcony (Or On Every Balcony, If You Own The Whole Building)

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7. Hire A Chef And Have them Cook Everything EXACTLY The Way Your Mom Would

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8. Redecorate your house.

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9. Pay Anthony Bourdain To Take Control Of Your Social Life

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10. Buy An Entire Country And Turn It Into Your Closet

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11. Buy A Scientist And Make Him Erase All The Painful Memories You Have Of Your Exes

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12. Buy Everyone Who Uses A Blackberry An iPhone So You Never Have To Hear That Clicking Ever Again

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13. Put An ATM Machine In Your Kitchen (Like DeShawn Stevenson)

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14. Put An Apartment On Somewhere On The Eiffel Tower

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15. Make It So The Only Commercials On TV Are Ones Starring Those Coca Cola Polar Bears

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16. Have An Owl Send And Deliver All Your Mail

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17. Comission Adele To Release A New Song Every Day

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Inspired By “Shahs Of Sunset”

For even more tips on leading an elegant and polished life, catch the season 2 premiere of “Shahs Of Sunset” on Sunday, December 2nd, at 10/9c on Bravo.

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