BuzzFeed - SF Trend Girl http://buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:17:26 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Cigarette Butt Baby Phone Strap http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/cigarette-butt-baby-phone-strap-1s

Sure, his diaper may have a “no smoking,” symbol posted on it. But that doesn't exactly explain the big fatty in his mouth. The Marlboro Baby, perhaps?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/cigarette-butt-baby-phone-strap-1s Tue, 09 Aug 2011 12:06:05 -0400 Sure, his diaper may have a "no smoking," symbol posted on it. But that doesn't exactly explain the big fatty in his mouth. The Marlboro Baby, perhaps? sftrendgirl adult Lap Dog Bed http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/lap-dog-bed-1s It's a lap. No, it's a bed. Wait, it's both. Now you can feel less guilty leaving your precious babies at home alone all day. Full line of fabrics and styles available though Etsy .

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/lap-dog-bed-1s Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:26:41 -0400 <b>It&#39;s a lap. No, it&#39;s a bed. Wait, it&#39;s both. </b> Now you can feel less guilty leaving your precious babies at home alone all day. Full line of fabrics and styles available though <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/29674967/lap-of-luxury-urban-cowgirl">Etsy</a>. sftrendgirl nonadult Amusement Park Fail http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/amusement-park-fail-1s

If you've ever wondered how fast you would need to spin on a ride to create some serious damage, here's your answer.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/amusement-park-fail-1s Wed, 20 Jul 2011 10:05:54 -0400 If you&#39;ve ever wondered how fast you would need to spin on a ride to create some serious damage, here&#39;s your answer. sftrendgirl nonadult The Mankini Is Back http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/the-mankini-is-back-1s

These new twists on the beloved banana hammock have me wondering why the mankini ever went away in the first place. Not.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/the-mankini-is-back-1s Mon, 29 Nov 2010 09:33:05 -0500 These new twists on the beloved banana hammock have me wondering why the mankini ever went away in the first place. Not. sftrendgirl adult Funky Afro Nose Hair Trimmer http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/funky-afro-nose-hair-trimmer-1s

Mr. Nose & Ear Trimmer by Pylones has big hair where he wants it, with a hidden trimmer for where he doesn't. His afro comes off to reveal a stainless steel trimming head.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/funky-afro-nose-hair-trimmer-1s Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:36:46 -0400 Mr. Nose &amp; Ear Trimmer by Pylones has big hair where he wants it, with a hidden trimmer for where he doesn&#39;t. His afro comes off to reveal a stainless steel trimming head. sftrendgirl adult Scrotum Handbag http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/scrotum-penis-handbag-1s Creator Andy Bates somehow managed to turn hairy testicles into haute couture!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/scrotum-penis-handbag-1s Wed, 18 Aug 2010 11:53:04 -0400 Creator Andy Bates somehow managed to turn hairy testicles into haute couture! sftrendgirl adult Hitler Toast http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/hitler-toast-1s

These pieces by “toast artist” Tibi Tibi Neuspiel can be yours for a mere $228. Finally, a sandwich food more disgusting than American cheese.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/hitler-toast-1s Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:05:34 -0500 These pieces by "toast artist" Tibi Tibi Neuspiel can be yours for a mere $228. Finally, a sandwich food more disgusting than American cheese. sftrendgirl adult Dog Erotica To Sell Fashion http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/dog-erotica-to-sell-fashion-1s

Fashion retailer SSENSE is currently running a rotating pictoral of “dog on girl” action to steam up it's sales. Desperate times might call for desperate measures, but I'm going to draw the line at pets and kids.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/dog-erotica-to-sell-fashion-1s Sat, 09 Jan 2010 20:42:16 -0500 Fashion retailer SSENSE is currently running a rotating pictoral of "dog on girl" action to steam up it&#39;s sales. Desperate times might call for desperate measures, but I&#39;m going to draw the line at pets and kids. sftrendgirl adult "Pap Smear" Sex Toy http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/pap-smear-sex-toy-1s

Yes. It's a “Playing Doctor” vaginal speculum kit complete with lube and cleanser. And if my boyfriend ever came near me with one of these, it would be up his ass in about 3 seconds.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/pap-smear-sex-toy-1s Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:45:01 -0500 Yes. It&#39;s a "Playing Doctor" vaginal speculum kit complete with lube and cleanser. And if my boyfriend ever came near me with one of these, it would be up his ass in about 3 seconds. sftrendgirl adult "Bulge Enhancing" Underwear http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/bulge-enhancing-underwear-1s

Andrew Christian just released “SHOCK JOCK,” a line of men's underwear that will give men an extra 2 inches of “optical mass” — until they take them off, that is.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/bulge-enhancing-underwear-1s Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:29:40 -0500 Andrew Christian just released "SHOCK JOCK," a line of men&#39;s underwear that will give men an extra 2 inches of "optical mass" -- until they take them off, that is. sftrendgirl adult Sexy Spider-Inspired Lingerie http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/sexy-spider-inspired-lingerie-1s

I think I'll be getting dressed up and staying IN this year for Halloween!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/sexy-spider-inspired-lingerie-1s Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:31:41 -0400 I think I&#39;ll be getting dressed up and staying IN this year for Halloween! sftrendgirl adult VH1 Best Week Ever bandaids! http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/vh1-best-week-ever-bandaids-4se1-1s VH1 Best Week Ever bandaids!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/vh1-best-week-ever-bandaids-4se1-1s Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:48:25 -0400 VH1 Best Week Ever bandaids! sftrendgirl adult Human Teeth Jewelry http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/human-teeth-jewelry-1s

In case you're interested, the designer is currently accepting donations of human teeth and hair. (Who knows? Maybe these will look good with a shrunken human head necklace and rib cage handbag…)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/human-teeth-jewelry-1s Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:12:49 -0400 In case you&#39;re interested, the designer is currently accepting donations of human teeth and hair. (Who knows? Maybe these will look good with a shrunken human head necklace and rib cage handbag...) sftrendgirl adult Armpit Hair Extensions http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/armpit-hair-extensions-1s

Friends Eunice and Monica demonstrate the art of armpit hair extensions. Luckily they ran out of hair before making their way to the bikini line.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/armpit-hair-extensions-1s Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:29:42 -0400 Friends Eunice and Monica demonstrate the art of armpit hair extensions. Luckily they ran out of hair before making their way to the bikini line. sftrendgirl adult Tool Academy Fashion Designer? http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/tool-academy-fashion-designer-1s

Shawn Southern (A.K.A. “Loud Mouth Tool”) is trying to capitalize on his douche-bagginess with a fashion line entitled Kung Fu Hero (inspired by his crotch halo tattoo, no?) But if his failed attempt at creating anything remotely interesting doesn't make you gassy, it gets better — HE WRITES HIS OWN COPY. No, really. See if you can spot the typo's…

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/tool-academy-fashion-designer-1s Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:01:58 -0400 Shawn Southern (A.K.A. "Loud Mouth Tool") is trying to capitalize on his douche-bagginess with a fashion line entitled Kung Fu Hero (inspired by his crotch halo tattoo, no?) But if his failed attempt at creating anything remotely interesting doesn&#39;t make you gassy, it gets better -- HE WRITES HIS OWN COPY. No, really. See if you can spot the typo&#39;s... sftrendgirl adult Customize Your Cigarettes http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/customize-your-cigarettes-1s

SmokeStixx, a company new to the cancer game, promises to turn your cigarettes into a “fashion forward accessory” with customizable wraps. Looks to me like Joe the Camel has his work cut out when it comes to teen-friendly cigarette packaging.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/customize-your-cigarettes-1s Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:33:37 -0400 SmokeStixx, a company new to the cancer game, promises to turn your cigarettes into a "fashion forward accessory" with customizable wraps. Looks to me like Joe the Camel has his work cut out when it comes to teen-friendly cigarette packaging. sftrendgirl adult Couture Celebrity Animal Ears http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/couture-celebrity-animal-ears-1s

No, it's not a costume party. Celebrities like Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, and The Olsen Twins are sporting these high-fashion couture ears on red carpets (each pair costing up to $400.)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/couture-celebrity-animal-ears-1s Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:13:25 -0400 No, it&#39;s not a costume party. Celebrities like Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, and The Olsen Twins are sporting these high-fashion couture ears on red carpets (each pair costing up to $400.) sftrendgirl adult They forgot 80&#39;s douchebag Craig... http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/they-forgot-80s-douchebag-craig-3y9z-1s They forgot 80's douchebag Craig Sheffer.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/they-forgot-80s-douchebag-craig-3y9z-1s Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:02:44 -0400 They forgot 80&#39;s douchebag Craig Sheffer. sftrendgirl adult Bacon Outranks Ted Kennedy http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/bacon-outranks-ted-kennedy-1s

While recently deceased Senator Ted Kennedy was getting his wings this weekend, Americans were searching for — you guessed it — bacon. A collective ode to the porky politician, or just a blatant disregard for the passing of a blue blood? (Or better yet, maybe we're just a bunch of porkers.)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/bacon-outranks-ted-kennedy-1s Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:45:11 -0400 While recently deceased Senator Ted Kennedy was getting his wings this weekend, Americans were searching for -- you guessed it -- bacon. A collective ode to the porky politician, or just a blatant disregard for the passing of a blue blood? (Or better yet, maybe we&#39;re just a bunch of porkers.) sftrendgirl adult Would be funnier if Lincoln did Washington, but... http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/would-be-funnier-if-lincoln-did-washington-but-3np2-1s Would be funnier if Lincoln did Washington, but whatever.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sftrendgirl/would-be-funnier-if-lincoln-did-washington-but-3np2-1s Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:05:17 -0400 Would be funnier if Lincoln did Washington, but whatever. sftrendgirl adult