Link: etsy.com
http://www.uxcell.com/cigarette-butt-smoking-smoking-mobi...
Sure, his diaper may have a “no smoking,” symbol posted on it. But that doesn't exactly explain the big fatty in his mouth. The Marlboro Baby, perhaps?
It's a lap. No, it's a bed. Wait, it's both. Now you can feel less guilty leaving your precious babies at home alone all day. Full line of fabrics and styles available though Etsy.
Link: etsy.com
If you've ever wondered how fast you would need to spin on a ride to create some serious damage, here's your answer.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2010/11/mankini-lives-on.html
These new twists on the beloved banana hammock have me wondering why the mankini ever went away in the first place. Not.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2010/10/trim-those-funky-no...
Mr. Nose & Ear Trimmer by Pylones has big hair where he wants it, with a hidden trimmer for where he doesn't. His afro comes off to reveal a stainless steel trimming head.
Creator Andy Bates somehow managed to turn hairy testicles into haute couture! Not that I have the balls to carry one around myself! (Via Trend de la Creme.)
Link: trenddelacreme.com
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2010/01/hitler-is-toast.html
These pieces by “toast artist” Tibi Tibi Neuspiel can be yours for a mere $228. Finally, a sandwich food more disgusting than American cheese.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2010/01/ssence-needs-to-dit...
Fashion retailer SSENSE is currently running a rotating pictoral of “dog on girl” action to steam up it's sales. Desperate times might call for desperate measures, but I'm going to draw the line at pets and kids.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/11/sorry-doctor-i-have...
Yes. It's a “Playing Doctor” vaginal speculum kit complete with lube and cleanser. And if my boyfriend ever came near me with one of these, it would be up his ass in about 3 seconds.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/11/bulge-enhancing-und...
Andrew Christian just released “SHOCK JOCK,” a line of men's underwear that will give men an extra 2 inches of “optical mass” — until they take them off, that is.