http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/11/sorry-doctor-i-have...
Yes. It's a “Playing Doctor” vaginal speculum kit complete with lube and cleanser. And if my boyfriend ever came near me with one of these, it would be up his ass in about 3 seconds.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/11/bulge-enhancing-und...
Andrew Christian just released “SHOCK JOCK,” a line of men's underwear that will give men an extra 2 inches of “optical mass” — until they take them off, that is.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/10/sexy-sexy-spider.html
I think I'll be getting dressed up and staying IN this year for Halloween!
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/10/mtv-cant-...
VH1 Best Week Ever bandaids!
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/10/hide-your-bicuspids...
In case you're interested, the designer is currently accepting donations of human teeth and hair. (Who knows? Maybe these will look good with a shrunken human head necklace and rib cage handbag…)
Friends Eunice and Monica demonstrate the art of armpit hair extensions. Luckily they ran out of hair before making their way to the bikini line.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/09/kung-fu-zero.html
Shawn Southern (A.K.A. “Loud Mouth Tool”) is trying to capitalize on his douche-bagginess with a fashion line entitled Kung Fu Hero (inspired by his crotch halo tattoo, no?) But if his failed attempt at creating anything remotely interesting doesn't make you gassy, it gets better — HE WRITES HIS OWN COPY. No, really. See if you can spot the typo's…
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/08/customize-your-ciga...
SmokeStixx, a company new to the cancer game, promises to turn your cigarettes into a “fashion forward accessory” with customizable wraps. Looks to me like Joe the Camel has his work cut out when it comes to teen-friendly cigarette packaging.
http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/08/im-all-ears-today.html
No, it's not a costume party. Celebrities like Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, and The Olsen Twins are sporting these high-fashion couture ears on red carpets (each pair costing up to $400.)
They forgot 80's douchebag Craig Sheffer.