• Link: Cigarette Butt Baby Phone Strap

    Sure, his diaper may have a “no smoking,” symbol posted on it. But that doesn't exactly explain the big fatty in his mouth. The Marlboro Baby, perhaps?

  • Lap Dog Bed

    It's a lap. No, it's a bed. Wait, it's both. Now you can feel less guilty leaving your precious babies at home alone all day. Full line of fabrics and styles available though Etsy.

    Lap Dog Bed

    Link: etsy.com

  • Amusement Park Fail

    If you've ever wondered how fast you would need to spin on a ride to create some serious damage, here's your answer.

  • Link: The Mankini Is Back

    These new twists on the beloved banana hammock have me wondering why the mankini ever went away in the first place. Not.

  • Link: Funky Afro Nose Hair Trimmer

    Mr. Nose & Ear Trimmer by Pylones has big hair where he wants it, with a hidden trimmer for where he doesn't. His afro comes off to reveal a stainless steel trimming head.

  • Scrotum Handbag

    Creator Andy Bates somehow managed to turn hairy testicles into haute couture! Not that I have the balls to carry one around myself! (Via Trend de la Creme.)

    Scrotum Handbag

    Link: trenddelacreme.com

  • Link: Hitler Toast

    These pieces by “toast artist” Tibi Tibi Neuspiel can be yours for a mere $228. Finally, a sandwich food more disgusting than American cheese.

  • Link: Dog Erotica To Sell Fashion

    Fashion retailer SSENSE is currently running a rotating pictoral of “dog on girl” action to steam up it's sales. Desperate times might call for desperate measures, but I'm going to draw the line at pets and kids.

  • Link: “Pap Smear” Sex Toy

    Yes. It's a “Playing Doctor” vaginal speculum kit complete with lube and cleanser. And if my boyfriend ever came near me with one of these, it would be up his ass in about 3 seconds.

  • Link: “Bulge Enhancing” Underwear

    Andrew Christian just released “SHOCK JOCK,” a line of men's underwear that will give men an extra 2 inches of “optical mass” — until they take them off, that is.

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