But maybe don’t hold your breath. There’s something about Devon James that seems just a teeny bit sketchy.

Like the fact that she tried to claim in court that she had some secret, invisible Tiger Woods love child.

And also that her mother says this about the sextape: “My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar… there was no relationship with Tiger Woods.”

Also, why the hell did she hang on to the thing for so long? I thought we were done with this whole thing. This is guaranteed to be a disappointment. Maybe just forget about it.