From TMZ:

“The video shows Nadya Suleman, dressed in a black corset, black leggings and her body is kinda smokin’. Octo whips the dude in the diaper, so much so he has welts on his back. The video is being shopped for sale. We’re told both Nadya and the dude have signed the model release so it can be sold.”

Thanks, Octomom. If you weren’t so busy being full of babies all the time, I would think that you must be the world’s largest repository of good ideas. Excellent ideas. The best ideas. Would that we all had enough free time to throw on some black leggings and whip a man in diapers until he grows welts. While we’re still young.

What I am saying is that soon - sooner rather than later - the void is going to close in on us and the world is going to come to a crashing end when God realizes the monumental mistake he has made. Clearly. So we may as well punish the diaper men while we still can, right? And while we’re at it - why not corset black leggings? Gotta keep the ol’ legs warm.

What I am trying to say is, Thank you for your leadership, Octomom. We’re all right behind you.