8. Visanthe Shiancoe

A press opportunity in the Vikings locker room turned into an Internet sensation due to the unexpected appearance of Visanthe Shiancoe’s penis.

7. Danny Bonaduce

This was less of a penis slip than a case of Danny Bonaduce deliberately showing his penis to everyone. Still.

6. Sting

Sting got naked on the beach this one time, apparently.

5. Chris Cooley

Another football-related dick slip. Chris Cooley highlights the very real dangers of blogging naked for pretty much the entire world.

4. Gerard Butler

Gerard Butler lets it all hang out (i.e., allows his penis to flap around) in some movie about something.

3. Jake Gyllenhaal

A lot of people are claiming that this is actually someone’s hand and not a penis. It definitely seems like it’s at an odd angle.

2. Prince William

Ah, the magic of the zoom lens.

1. Lady Gaga

Haha. Lady Gaga penis jokes never get old!

Bonus! Survivor’s Marcus Lehman

Very, very occasionally, Survivor really is worth watching.