1.
The "Wait... what did I just do?" Phase
2.
The "Oh, sh*t! It just sent" Phase
3.
The "Augh, you stupid idiot phone!" Phase
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The "I am SUCH an idiot" Phase
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The "What am I gonna do what am I gonna do what am I gonna do?!" Phase
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The "I've got a cunning plan to fix all of this... and no one will ever be the wiser" Phase
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The "Pretend it never happened" Phase
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The "LOL JK it was a joke! Please believe me! Eheheheheheh" Phase
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The "It wasn't me! It was my dumb friend pretending to be me!" Phase
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The "Time to fake my death and start a brand-new life" Phase
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The "Eh, I guess it wasn't that big of a deal" Phase
Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel go through all these stages (and more!) in Sex Tape — in theaters Friday, July 18!
