If you think cherry-picking is legitimate evidence, then you have the same problems these people do.

Thanks, you've been a big help.

Thanks, we couldn't understand the absurdity without you.

I'm a qualified EXPERT because of my random use of CAPITALS and more EXCLAMATION points than necessary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're this up-to-date with whats happening on the internet, it may be time to look for a job.

“The trash company” pays more than her job…