I handed my 4 year old daughter her soapy washcloth while she was in the shower.
Her: “I don’t want to do the honors, I want yooouuuuuu to do the honors.”
Me: “The honors of washing your butt???”
Her: “Yes. I don’t want to do the honors.”
Me: **Hysterical laughter**
Her: “This is not a joke.”
Me: “Actually yes it is. It really really is”