FYI, I almost burnt down my basement last winter with the DIY heater. It got so hot the wax caught fire. It was an interesting evening to say the least. So, be super careful with that one!
In 1 trip to Dairy Queen watched a kid on the grill picking his face over and over between making food, another kid dropped a box of cheesecake bites spilling them all over the ground. He pushed the top layer back in the box and said out loud “Its cool, they didn’t touch the ground”. So I just got a soda. Then I watched the cashier handle money, then try to hand me my soda cup with her fingers on the inside of the cup. I figured if that is what they let me see out front, what the hell is happening in the back?
Between both my divorced parents and my husband’s divorced parents plus a living holiday hosting grandparent each we have 8 gatherings to go to every year. We started saying Santa must have come while we were at my grandmother’s Christmas. We get home around 10pm, get jammies on, make cocoa and open gifts. Then we get our gift, a 5 year old who sleeps in on Christmas before we have to drive all over town that day.
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I handed my 4 year old daughter her soapy washcloth while she was in the shower.
Her: “I don’t want to do the honors, I want yooouuuuuu to do the honors.”
Me: “The honors of washing your butt???”
Her: “Yes. I don’t want to do the honors.”
Me: **Hysterical laughter**
Her: “This is not a joke.”
Me: “Actually yes it is. It really really is”
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That was my first thought too! Hell, Lets be honest. The whole reason I clicked the link is because I was expecting some Reedus Arm Porn.
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Suilet (Lost), Caryl (TWD), Jaime X Brienne (GoT), Chandler x Monica (Friends).
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I’m disappointed there was no Gwendoline Christie on this list, she is fabulous and 6’3”!
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