15 Steps You Need To Take To Prepare Yourself For A Russian Invasion

Be prepared! Your country just might be liberated next.

1. Don't be afraid of the little green army men!

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Suddenly, they turn up everywhere. But trust them. They will liberate you.

2. Make sure you've got the right buttons to wear.

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3. Hand over your car to the friendly Russian army units.

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4. Do pay attention to the bus you are getting on.

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5. Offer up your backyard as a makeshift parking space.

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6. Start hoarding any groceries that might be sanctioned soon.

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Get that French cheese. Yum!

7. Kindly point the Russian Army in the direction of the beach...

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Forget what you're hearing in the news. These guys are just coming for vacation!

8. ....even if it means moving your beach towel a bit closer to the sea...

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9. ...and the beach looks a bit rough afterwards.

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10. Collect some firewood...

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Because Russian gas isn't going to keep you warm in the winter anymore.

11. ...but don't disturb your liberators doing so.

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12. Go and buy new maps!

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Don't believe what Putin says about Russian soldiers just being a bit disoriented when entering your country. It's probably just your map that is outdated.

13. Forget about AAA. If your car breaks down, you know who to call now.

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14. Understood? Congratulations.

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15. Now go have fun with your new liberators!

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