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This is Squidward Tentacles
Sure his job sucks, but hey whose doesn't?
At least he has being single all figured out
He can get down whenever he wants
And not have to share the blankets
And eat whatever he wants
And when people get engaged?
Sure this thought might pop up now and again
But then he reminds himself
He can just keep on being the bad ass bitch that he is
Don't ever change, Squidward
Being alone is the best
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