1. This is Squidward Tentacles
(As if he needs an introduction)
2. Sure his job sucks, but hey whose doesn’t?
3. At least he has being single all figured out
4. He can get down whenever he wants
5. And not have to share the blankets
6. And eat whatever he wants
7. And when people get engaged?
8. Sure this thought might pop up now and again
9. But then he reminds himself
10. He can just keep on being the bad ass bitch that he is
11. Don’t ever change, Squidward
12. Being alone is the best
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