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Squidward Tentacles Explains Why Being Single Is Actually The Best

The secret to happiness lies with Squidward

1. This is Squidward Tentacles

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(As if he needs an introduction)

2. Sure his job sucks, but hey whose doesn’t?

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3. At least he has being single all figured out

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4. He can get down whenever he wants

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5. And not have to share the blankets

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6. And eat whatever he wants

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7. And when people get engaged?

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8. Sure this thought might pop up now and again

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9. But then he reminds himself

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10. He can just keep on being the bad ass bitch that he is

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11. Don’t ever change, Squidward

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12. Being alone is the best

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