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1. Look at this "Home & Gardens" centerfold- WAIT A MINUTE.
2. Are you really going to say you DON'T want to spend a week curled up on this couch?
3. And while the hotel may have a massive amount of movies and games for you to rent...
4. Besides, you've got a lot to catch up on before you get back to school.
5. And good luck finding a restaurant that's got fried chicken AND potato gnocchi on the same menu.
6. Cancun's pools may have Carson Daly, but you know what your parents' backyard DOESN'T have?
7. Exotic nightlife scenes are pretty hit or miss. You already know what to avoid in your hometown.
8. And the only thing better than meeting a sexy one night stand at a spring break bar...
9. Know who else goes away for Spring Break? This guy:
And this guy:
And James Franco:
10. And at home, there's no danger of getting markered up if you pass out on the couch.
11. Do you want your break to start with this...
...or this?
12. Your bed is a way better place to spend a morning...
...than "wherever the hell you end up".
13. Would you rather spend a week doing this...
...or this?
14. Would you rather spend a week using this bathroom...
...or this one?
15. You could spend every night bumping into these guys at bars with $20 covers...
...or meet up with your actual friends who are also home for break. For free.
16. Finally, would you rather come back from Spring Break with a cold sore...
...or a care package?
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