15 Awesome Reasons To Party Sober

Give it a chance, you don’t realize the potential fun you’re missing.

1. Arguments are easy to win.

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This guy’s attention span is one camera flash away from being somewhere else.

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2. You’ll look the best of any photo you’re in.

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3. Epic photobombing opportunities are easy to spot.

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4. You’ll be conscious for the best parts of the night…

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5. …and you’ll actually remember them the next day.

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6. Drunk people will believe ANYTHING.

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“No, seriously: I really am a fighter pilot/mariachi/scuba diver.”

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7. Getting free pizza is easy when you’re the only one who knows how much everyone’s paid.

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‘What?! Of course I put money in! You’re drunk, just let me handle this.”

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8. No one’s better at messing with passed-out drunks than sober people.

Who do you think built that card pyramid? A drunk person?

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9. You won’t get everyone arrested if someone has to talk to the cops.

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“No, I’m sorry, you misunderstood my friend. His uncle’s name is ‘Pig Asshole’ and he hates him. We’ve got no problem with you fine officers!”

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10. You’ll get everyone home safe…

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11. …and make it back to your own place (or someone else’s!).

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12. And you’ll actually wake up somewhere you intended to fall asleep.

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13. There’ll be much less regret the next day.

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14. And brunch is a lot better when you don’t hate yourself.

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15. Keeping your head out of the toilet ain’t bad, either.

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