1. Their mom said, “Stop using the toaster on the driveway,” and they said:
13. You can just call this guy Don’t Draper. Or Won’t Draper because HE WON’T BE HELD DOWN.
16. When life gave this grocer lemon juice, he PUT IT IN THE LIME BOX.
AND VICE VERSA.
20. This athlete is better at hiding her supplements than Lance Armstrong, that’s for sure.
21. This Domino’s employee is fully aware of your OCD.
In fact, she’s counting on it.