1. Their mom said, “Stop using the toaster on the driveway,” and they said:
13. You can just call this guy Don’t Draper. Or Won’t Draper because HE WON’T BE HELD DOWN.
16. When life gave this grocer lemon juice, he PUT IT IN THE LIME BOX.
AND VICE VERSA.
20. This athlete is better at hiding her supplements than Lance Armstrong, that’s for sure.
21. This Domino’s employee is fully aware of your OCD.
In fact, she’s counting on it.
22. All That Remains is a band that puts their intro wherever the hell they want.
24. This knife will be sharp however it wants to be, thank you very much.
25. Why, were you going to use all that empty space for GIVING INTO THE SYSTEM?!
33. This entire creek is breaking the rules! Next we’ll have pets off leashes!
- 26 people, thought to be refugees and migrants, were discovered in the back of a truck in Austria. ›