1. 1. Birthdays are way cooler when you’re a prince
it’s my party, I can cry if I want to
2. 2. You don’t want to fly anywhere internationally for awhile.
I’m sure it’s just a phase.
4. 4. People need oxygen. Don’t leave your child in a hot car.
Lil Wayne just ain’t worth it
5. 5.If you use more than 40% of your brain, shit gets weird
Go see Lucy
6. 6. Brazilians don’t like to lose at soccer
Atleast it was close….
7. 7. The probability of dying of Ebola has significantly increased since last summer.
Zombies can always relate
8. 8.The inside of a Denver dispensary is a mix between an Asian hair salon and a clip from ‘Dazed and Confused’
Hey man, nice shirt man
9. 9. Women don’t like to be referred to as “Husband Hunters”
Go get ‘em ladies
10. 10.There is some direct relationship between dumping an ice bucket over your head and curing ALS
C’mon guys, it’s for a good cause