These pants are your inspiration.
These pants are your destiny.
This preliminary match between Russia and Great Britain was at 5am GMT / 12am EST last night. It didn't matter.
You don't even know what sport they are doing.
You're only looking at the left of the screen or the thing between that guy's arms right now.
But the "best pants" title in fact belongs to the Norweigans.
I mean, I think this is them training for curling.
They could be in the supermarket, buying peaches.
It gets even more amazing. When they were training the day before that, they looked like this. THIS.