13 Weird Letters Printed On The Sun's "Dear Deidre" Page

Help, I'm so much love with David Tennant I've tried to stop by pretending that he's a terrorist.

1. A relationship problem? Nah, this wouldn't be.

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2. Neither is this. It happens to us all the time.

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3. So then, on with the letters...

Twitter: @dodgyfoo

My answer: NO.

4. Here's the next one.

Twitter: @Seanpenhale

My answer: THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME.

5. How about this relationship problem....

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My answer: I reckon you're gonna make it.

6. "I've tried thinking that [Tennant] is a terrorist."

Twitter: @emmaburrage

Answer: Don't watch the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special this weekend.

7. My dog likes watching me having sex.

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My answer: WOOF WOOF BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.

8. I use teabags as an aid for intercourse.

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My answer: Have you tried Tetleys?

9. Andy Carroll turns me on.

Twitter: @LIAMFORSYTH

Answer: Oh Andy Andy Andy...... Andy....... OH ANDY.............. OH ANDY.......... *cough*

10. Adult lesbian film dilemma.

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Answer: Sorry that she didn't opt for any hot man-to-man gay sex.

11. "I have discovered she has cheated on me."

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My answer: Don't use Habbo. I conduct all of my relationships on Grand Theft Auto V.

12. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

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13. HHHHHGNNGGNNGNNNNGNGNGNNNNNN...........

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Answer: SOD THIS I'M QUITTING JOURNALISM.