4. Here’s the next one.
My answer: THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME.
5. How about this relationship problem….
My answer: I reckon you’re gonna make it.
6. “I’ve tried thinking that [Tennant] is a terrorist.”
Answer: Don’t watch the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special this weekend.
7. My dog likes watching me having sex.
My answer: WOOF WOOF BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.
8. I use teabags as an aid for intercourse.
My answer: Have you tried Tetleys?
9. Andy Carroll turns me on.
Answer: Oh Andy Andy Andy…… Andy……. OH ANDY………….. OH ANDY………. *cough*
10. Adult lesbian film dilemma.
Answer: Sorry that she didn’t opt for any hot man-to-man gay sex.
11. “I have discovered she has cheated on me.”
My answer: Don’t use Habbo. I conduct all of my relationships on Grand Theft Auto V.