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The Most Amazing Headline You Will Read Today

The caption underneath? Also priceless.

1. In today’s Daily Telegraph

2. The story was originally in the Metro on Saturday, but the headline wasn’t as bizarre as it could be.

3. The entire story is amazing. From the Metro

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Scott Bryan is the UK entertainment editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
 
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