Well they've now got a new show that you will tell others that you don't watch but you absolutely will.
Now before we continue you should be warned that there are many disclaimers throughout this show.
They also can't show you any sex (TLC isn't a sexy porny channel), so instead you end up seeing this.
There's also "rrrggghhhh" and many falling pillows.
But it always ends with some sort of problem. Like this man who collapsed directly after climaxing.
He lost all control in his arms and legs so couldn't move from his position on top of his partner.
They then cross over to the guy who was actually involved in the incident to explain what happened.
But before we can find out why it has happened and whether he will be okay, we cross to a man in hospital who has mysteriously fractured his penis.
He is in a great deal of pain.
But this isn't just sexual accident after sexual accident. The producers use the doctors who were there to describe what happened.
There's also this cliffhanger - another woman turns up and starts fighting in front of fractured penis man.
The women then start making out with each other.
And the man is getting turned on but is finding it painful due to his fractured penis.
This doctor's facial expression says it all really.
Three minutes later, another sexual failure. A man who is getting it on actually drives a woman's head through a wall during sex.
An interview with the couple then follows.
A guy's wife goes out of town, so he takes drugs and a hooker he can't afford. The hooker finds out what he can't afford the drugs or the hooker so she does this...
