26 Of The Most Mindbendingly Insane Outfits Worn In The History Of Ascot’s Ladies Day

These people must be in so much pain now. I wonder what was going through their minds whilst they wore this.

1. “Hello”.

Chris Jackson / Getty Images

2. “Welcome to Ascot.”

Tim Whitby / Getty Images

3. “Where all your dreams come true.”

Handout / Getty Images

4. “We don’t compete for really big hairdos here.”

Chris Jackson / Getty

5. “Absolutely not.”

John Stillwell/PA Archive/Press Association

6. “Remember… the more subtle the hat, the better.”

Peter Macdiarmid / Staff

7. “Wearing loud clothes is not encouraged.”

8. “See? This is not over the top in the slightest.”

Getty Images / Staff

9. “Just so you know, breakfast is served till 10am.”

Ben Pruchnie / Getty Images / Stringer

10. “So make sure that you bring along brunch.”

PA/PA Archive/Press Association Images

11. “Please remember to leave your phone at home.”

REX USA/Daily Mail / Rex

12. “Ensure your hat reflects the news agenda.”

Tim Ireland/PA Archive/Press Association

13. “Trophies for the World Cup, for example.”

Sean Dempsey/PA Archive/Press Association

No before you question it that isn’t a penis.

14. “Don’t wear hats so big you can barely see.”

Julian Herbert / Getty Images

15. “Otherwise you might end up looking a bit weird.”

Scott Barbour / Getty Images

16. “Plus you might not know where you are right now.”

Scott Barbour / Getty Images

17. “Also, don’t wear black. Black is not great.”

Julian Herbert / Getty Staff

18. “If you don’t have a hat, improvise.”

Stuart Wilson / Getty Images / Stringer

19. “Consider using connected upside down umbrellas.”

Peter Macdiarmid / Staff

20. “Or a catalogue advertising boutique cream toilets.”

Chris Jackson / Getty Images

21. “Or a Blue Peter replica of the venue itself.”

REX USA/Jamie Wiseman / Associated Newspapers / Rex

22. “Or whatever you can grab from your hedge.”

Paul Gilham / Getty Images

23. “Or… fuck it… your favourite plant pot.”

REX USA/Alex Lentati / Evening Standard / Rex

24. “Or the bottom bit from a can of chopped vegetables.”

Paul Gilham / Staff

25. “Or a fresh pint of modern milk.”

David Parry/PA Archive/Press Association Images

26. “GOD BLESS YOU ROYAL ASCOT.”

Peter Macdiarmid / Getty Images

May you always look a bit weird.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

Facebook Conversations
          
    Now Buzzing