13 Really Useful Sex Tips, As Told By Jay From "The Inbetweeners"

NSFW, obviously.

1. When it comes to romance, choose the classiest venues.

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2. But maintain high standards.

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3. Remember to take things really slowly.

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4. Keep a condom with you at all times.

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5. Always tell others about your amazing sexual conquests, even if they did take place on a family caravan holiday.

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The Inbetweeners / Bwark Productions / Via channel4.com
The Inbetweeners / Bwark Productions / Via channel4.com

6. If you don’t receive any Valentine’s Day cards, don’t get disheartened, just write one to yourself.

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7. Perfect the art of dirty talk. So, for example, when you see a girl dancing like this…

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Say something charismatic and intriguing, like this.

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8. Never be afraid to express your true feelings about somebody.

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The Inbetweeners / Bwark Productions / Via channel4.com
The Inbetweeners / Bwark Productions / Via channel4.com

9. Take inspiration wherever you can find it.

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10. And if someone walks into the room whilst you are pleasuring yourself just use this simple excuse.

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See?! It worked. They hardly noticed a thing.

11. Lust can strike anywhere. There is never an inappropriate time to pull.

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The Inbetweeners / Bwark Productions / Via channel4.com

12. Be willing to experiment with props…

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13. But just make sure you know what you’re doing.

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