1. When it comes to romance, choose the classiest venues.
2. But maintain high standards.
3. Remember to take things really slowly.
4. Keep a condom with you at all times.
5. Always tell others about your amazing sexual conquests, even if they did take place on a family caravan holiday.
6. If you don’t receive any Valentine’s Day cards, don’t get disheartened, just write one to yourself.
7. Perfect the art of dirty talk. So, for example, when you see a girl dancing like this…
Say something charismatic and intriguing, like this.
8. Never be afraid to express your true feelings about somebody.
9. Take inspiration wherever you can find it.
10. And if someone walks into the room whilst you are pleasuring yourself just use this simple excuse.
See?! It worked. They hardly noticed a thing.