1. So there’s a show on Channel 4 called THE JUMP.
THE JUMP! Celebrities jumping off a ski jump followed by INJURIES.
2. We were all expecting something like…
3. The trailer made the jumps look EXHILARATING.
4. The presenters were jazzing up the jumps throughout the first fifty minutes of the whole show. They took place in the last ten minutes.
Which celebrities will have to face the jump?
Which celebrities will be risking life and limb?
8. I mean. WHAT?
BUT WAIT THERE’S ANOTHER CONTESTANT.
And it’s hairdresser Nicky Clarke OBE. This could be amazing.