13 Of The Weirdest Rush Hour Crushes From Metro

Fancy someone but can’t face asking them out in person? Why not send a slightly psychopathic letter to a newspaper that will be read by millions?

You know Metro’s Rush-Hour Crush, where people ask their crush out in a column read by millions instead of, you know, asking them out in person.

But don’t you think that some of the crushes are a little bit…. well…. creepy?

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1. Like this one.

No thanks.

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2. And this one.

No No No No No No No No No.

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3. The info at the bottom here isn’t necessary.

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4. This one reads like a really bad sex novel.

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5. This double entendre at the end is unsettling.

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6. This one has just got problems all over the shop.

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7. This one could lead to an employment tribunal.


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8. This one made me a little bit sick in my mouth.

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9. This is just creepy.


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10. Pretty pretty pretty pretty CREEPY.

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11. But the creepiest one ever? THIS.

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12. Oh btw, this apology won’t get you a nice date.

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13. Neither will this one.

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Scott Bryan is the UK entertainment editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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