scottcj

I invented cotton candy and ceilings. My favorite part of a Tootsie Pop is the stick. Birds often fly onto my finger while I sing songs in the morning; I feed them gummy worms out of my own mouth. On Tuesdays I meditate for a full 20 hours. I'm a 21st degree black belt in typing. My pinkie toe is a deadly weapon. The last time I cried was when I heard there wouldn't be a second "Anchorman". My shower is a time machine (and I wrote that way before "Hot Tub Time Machine"); I was instrumental in finishing the war of 1812 - the Tchaikovsky one, not the American one.

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Possibly The Dumbest Way To Follow Sports

Anyone can watch a baseball game, or check an app on your phone. But one sports fan makes a video every game day, just to tell you whether his favorite team - The Kansas City Royals - won or lost. No statistics or hardcore baseball talk. Just a "Yes" or a "No" revealed a different way, for 162 games (plus the upcoming playoffs) EVERY. SINGLE. GAME. Here are some of the more interesting ones so far.

scottcj 8 years ago

SMELLS LIKE PUSH UPS

I'm not sure when it was made, but it's a guy doing a lot of push ups. All I'm sure of is that it "smells like push-ups in here".

scottcj 12 years ago