You are a Somali pirate

You have captured the attention of the world (and the US Navy Seals) with your low-tech brand of derring-do — how you scamper aboard those huge cargo ships from your wee little motor boats is beyond us, but we guess you have been driven to it by the brutal logic of the global economy.

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You are an old school pirate

You are down with grog, rum, swashbuckling and all that crazy old pirate shit. You probably have scurvy or rickets or both, but you do not care, because you are a pirate. Yar!

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You are a software pirate

You probably need to get outside more often. You may raking in the dough by piggy-backing on copyrighted intellectual property, but you have got none of the street cred of the other two kinds of pirate. You lose.

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