Ooooh, gotta watch that slice into the treeline, Tiger.

…and the two goofs are declining to be interviewed by the police. The whole world is the playground of the wealthy.

How soon before the “I was confused, I didn't realize the car was still moving [fast enough to smash a fire hydrant, several trees, and bend the wheel off axis]” story unravels? I lied to my parents about my first wreck at age 16. My story sounded great to me then. Looking back it sounded ridiculous. But still kind of not as bad as this.

I love that there is always a golf cart involved, no matter what happens to him.

Needs more polo shirt!