Eww the last one EWWWWWW

Just one more reason to date vegan guys, I suppose.

Folks need to stop ripping of The Oatmeal!

18 feet. Whoa.

Wow, uh… go pigs!

Could we PLEASE not tell women that sperm has carbs in it? It’s hard enough to get a blowjob as it is.

I think some of the facts are incorrect. Like how many days sperm can survive. I’ve seen it varied in days at medical sites.

20 calories per serving and up to 5 servings per GoodTime… I’m thinking Nabisco has their new 100 Calorie Pack.

A low calorie, high protein treat!

Where are they holding long-distance splooge competitions?
Now I have an image in my head of men discussing stroking techniques, wind speeds and trajectories. It’s a lot like golf actually.

jaguars live in south america not africa.

I don’t even… There’s just so much I… It’s all so… My mom visits this web site occasionally. I will say no more.

Not that I object, but what is with all the focus on eating sperm? I had no idea that fellatio + swallowing was such a universal practice.

i heard a rumor that tanner cums a quart.

going through life not ever having a single sex-ed class because of catholic school and all, this is very informative!

i wonder what the papua new guinea practice of womanhood is..