The Andy Rooney Game

Cutting down Andy Rooney’s 60 Minutes monologues — keeping only his first and last sentences — changes them from windy rants to haiku-like gems. It’s got the same bizarre impact as Garfield Minus Garfield.

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.
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