The 15 Most Depressing Foursquare Mayorships

No one should really be mayor of a prison. Or an Arby's. But you can probably find even worse ones.

• 1. Port Authority Au Bon Pain

  

  Congrats, Krista M.!

• 2. Lane Bryant, Norman, Oklahoma

  

  Hey Mark D., you're mayor -- alright!

• 3. Arby's in Bismarck, North Dakota

  

  Congrats, Shawn K.!

• 4. Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar, Yonkers, NY

  

  Congrats, Jennifer C.!

• 5. Riker's Island Correctional Facility

  

  Nice one, Wendi S.!

• 6. Scores Strip Club, Manhattan

  

  You scored, Richie R.!

• 7. Harlem River Garbage Dump

  

  Nice going, Jason!

• 8. Forest Lawn Mortuary & Memorial Park, Los Angeles

  

  Hey, nice job Steve L.!

• 9. Betty Ford Clinic, Los Angeles

  

  Congrats, Patrick!

• 10. The New Jersey Turnpike, Trenton

  

  Hey Gunther L., heckuva job!

• 11. High School Parking Lot, Livingston, New Jersey

  

  Hi LaneyJohn, we are sending you our congratulations!

• 12. Leisure World Retirement Community, Seal Beach, California

  

  Hey Jessica B., we're so proud of you!

• 13. Weston Ranch, aka Tract Home Hell in Stockton, Califorina

  

  Nicely played, Jay T.!

• 14. Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas

  

  Man, Jim O. -- you really nailed it!

• 15. Auschwitz, Poland

  

  Er, congrats, Kasia B.?