Pop Songs, Condensed

McSweeney’s shortens 50 years of popular songs into single sentences. My favorite is Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain”: “We used to do it, but then you did it with someone else, and now I’m not going to do it with you, although I wish we were still doing it.”

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