Jesus Christ, Scott. Have you never seen a “Things you never knew existed” catalog? Are you going to post the hilarious dancing coke can with sunglasses next?

I found a real human hair braid once at ThriftTown and sewed it into a novelty Six Flags hat, the kind with the flaps in the back, for a friends costume once.
Total cost: $2.50.
I really wanted to say: “Priceless” but, since I don't have the picture to back it up, then actually saving money on something so horrid seemed more worthwhile. (PS: mine looked real)

Hmm, Scott got a makeover from Chinatown, Jack got his happy/sad shirt. Tanner….?

Deluxe version now with Color Me Badd midi player. Be the life of the party! ORDER NOW (echo echo echo)

For pete's sakes, Spencer's had these bad boys like 10 year's ago.