Frozen genitalia from the ice floes of Antarctica. The only thing more feared by sailors than the giant ice penis is the frozen vagina of doom (not pictured).
It’s just mother nature’s way of saying, “You’re all f*cked.”
Other sitings of these phallic ice monsters….
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