You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: do you eat babies? Stranger: I EAT FOOD You: you should eat babies… its fun Stranger: U R CRAZY? Stranger: I LOVE GAYS You: your the crazy one typing in all caps Stranger: WHAT IS AIR? You: what the fuck kind of question is that Stranger: WHAT Stranger: IS Stranger: AIR Stranger: ? You: fuck You: off You have disconnected.

You: hey(: Stranger: helooooo Stranger: where r u from? You: wow…couldnt spell out the whole damn word? You: one letter is just enough LOL You: VERY ambitious of you :D Stranger: clues plz… You: nice spelling too ;) You: one of your many talents Stranger: r u mad!! You: pshh of course not, some people just cant take a mother effin hint(: You: but what can ya do? Stranger: i guesss i am not tht smart You: and i could totally tell you were asking a question You: not shit sherlock xD Stranger: what a perfect mismatched conversation!! You: wtf r u talking about? You: !!! You: see!! i can do it too!!! You: i m so kewll You: :) Stranger: u really think so Stranger: i doubt!! You: umm i really dont think so You: thats why i dont talk dumbass You: :D Stranger: ok then bye…. You: love yass You: c 2 l8r You: <33 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Sup You: do you like setting fire to the handicapped? Stranger: Totally You: what about cutting the elderly slowly until they die? Stranger: Uh … Stranger: Cool I guess … You: do you like to eat live kittens? Stranger: Nope Im a kitten lover Stranger: But dogs i do You: oh so puppies? Stranger: Yep You: hmm interesting Stranger: very You: do you like to pull babies limb from limb? Stranger: Uh … yeah I do it all the time with my friend? You: then do you beat new born pandas with the limbs? Stranger: UH …. yes very much Stranger: O >O You: do you like eating childrens eyeballs? Stranger: Only with mayo You: what is your views on the “emo” fad? Stranger: UH … Im an optimistic person Stranger: So … You: hmm interesting indeed You: do like pie? Stranger: No only like …. Stranger: Maybe pumkin Stranger: But Stranger: Thats still kind of nasty to me Stranger: Omg Stranger: Enter already You: do you dream about raping the mentally retarded while their family members watch but they are behind bullet proof glass rendering them defensless against your raping but you have a speaker to hear their cries and pleads for you to stop? Stranger: Um … thats just so fucking creepy Ive been playing around but thats too far. Stranger: Im gonna disconnect and show this crap to my sister kay BAI You: hmmm so you do not? Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha i love fucking with people on this website

iMeetzu is better, doesn't have the annoying spam bots that are ravaging Omegle now. Plus, iMeetzu also has image sending capabilities along with smilies. It's a win win.

Omegle-like Site

Read More On gettingrandom.com ›

Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello You: You can call me “The Black Man” Stranger: ok You: Wha's crackin' little nigga Stranger: nuttin much chillin wit my gang Stranger: we the baddist shit around You: Yeah? Think so fool? Best be Latin Kings otherwise you be frontin' on some unfriendly territory Stranger: i aint fronting my gang is big ass hell Stranger: we got the best weapons to You: What ya'll call yoselves? Stranger: everryone knos us aint nobody mess wit us Stranger: we called the NYPD You: bah You: LK Kick those NYPD in the kooter You: Ya'll best believe Stranger: no man we got SWAT to back us up You: Pshh Stranger: and if things get serious AIR FORCE BITCH You: SWAT has had their vagina's showin' since 1999 You: Those damned AF fools can't hit shit with them high and mighty planes an' shit Stranger: lets not forget who got all da territory You: Pshh Boii You don't know who you messin wit Stranger: i mess wit yo moms You: OH HELL NAW Stranger: thats right i said it You: BEST BACK THE FUCK UP NIGGA Stranger: na man u already kno nigga ima stop Stranger: we cool lets not have gang wars You: Okay You: I love you. Stranger: i love you 2 man You: cool You: Hey, take it easy brotha You: Gotta fly You: peace Stranger: ight man

Stranger: hi You: You can call me the black man Stranger: hha why Stranger: ? You: We can do it on stage @ the Ludacris concert You: cuz ya know it got sold out Stranger: haha Stranger: are u black ? Stranger: ii love black people i'm Stranger: white Stranger: :( You: I'm arabic. Close enough Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tons of sites just like Omegle. If you're looking for an Omegle clone, check out some of the links below. Boom. Nailed it.

upload your chats to mobozo.com - they have some hilarious ones posted already. this should get interesting!

Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Heloooooooooo Stranger: omg my ass just got hypnotoded Stranger: hi! You: yeh i did that to my ass once!! Stranger: :o Stranger: FUCk YEAH! Stranger: you hypnotoad ur ass? You: It's becoming more frequent You: yeh who doesn't Stranger: ok it's like a trend? You: it's all the rage Stranger: i haven't done it yet You: well get going man Stranger: how do i hypnotize my anus??? You: face it near a naked flame and let it stare into it until it falls asleep Stranger: does it involve mirrors? You: then command it to do something You: Not the way i do it Stranger: ok awesome You: lol Stranger: so what can u make ur ass do? Stranger: like trick wise and stuff You: i can make it fart!!!! Stranger: omg no :o You: i can abc in farts Stranger: wow just by hypnosis of anus? You: seriously awesome stuff Stranger: yeah man that rules You: just by hypnosis….gotta try it sometime Stranger: i should get right away getting my anus hypnotized Stranger: yeah thanks man You: go for it….be crazy Stranger: maby i'll hypnotise ur ass some day You: maybe? Stranger: i'd go all out You: like? Stranger: no i just know it Stranger: i'll totally make ur ass do some crazy shit You: lol yeh a nght with a curry already make it do crazy shits You: lol Stranger: hahahahaha X-p Stranger: ok anus u later You: but seriously man elaborate on how my ass will be famously hypnotized Stranger: i will Stranger: i'll study it You: hmmmmmm You: carry on Stranger: u 2 Stranger: cya Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.

Connecting to server… You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Are you a computer? Stranger: We can all be a computer, sometimes. Stranger: bn You: Hmm. Intriguing, stranger. Very intriguing. Stranger: clowns don't eat computers You: True, they do not. You: Except of course for the clowns that do eat computers. Stranger: then those computers don't sleep very well Stranger: what with the fear that clowns will eat them You: Well, you wouldn't sleep very well either if clowns were trying to eat you. You: Great minds think alike Stranger: what are laws? You: I'm pretty sure laws are all made up. Stranger: wrong Stranger: they are legal Stranger: laws are legal You: Hmm. Touché. Stranger: ever sucked a cawk before You: What is the meaning of life, stranger? Stranger: 42 Stranger: next. Stranger: beefy You: Correct. And, no, to your previous question. You: I've never sucked COCK either. Stranger: what is e^(pi*i) You: 7? Stranger: no Stranger: -1 Stranger: (ya really) You: Aw, damn. Stranger: better yet You: What is better yet? Stranger: 1 + e^(pi*i) = 0 Stranger: uses every single important math thing ever You: I'm starting to think that you are a computer, stranger. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server… You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: girl? You: sorry Stranger: FUCK Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'd love to listen in the conversations. Would be really great fun.

Connecting to server… You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey michelle You: Hey John Stranger: fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: buenas noches Stranger: white power You: aye de mi Stranger: fuck you spick You: donde esta la zapataria You: ? Stranger: i dont speak spanish you stupid spick Stranger: i speak english You: tu madre es gorda? Stranger: wetback fag You: changa tu madre? Stranger: SUCK MY BALLS Stranger: SUCK MY BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS You: your madre sucks your balls? Stranger: stupid ass mexican Stranger: no your mom does pussy Stranger: go get cut my grass Stranger: spick You: c'mon, that's not being culturally sensitive. You: we're all part of one big multicultural rainbow Stranger: i dont give a SHIT Stranger: not in america Stranger: you piece of fuck Stranger: go back to mexico Stranger: and die there Stranger: spick You: for example, i'm sure your mother has done some experimenting w/ other races and cultures. You: who knows? you could be half mexican yourself. Stranger: nope im not spick You: no, of course not, just half Stranger: i wish i could kick your ass right fuckin now Stranger: ill kill you and your 20 brown brothers and sisters You: zzzzz……… Stranger: gtfo Stranger: right now pussy Stranger: or ill come find yoiu You: zzzzz……… Stranger: zzzz……. Stranger: zzzzzz……….. Stranger: what a fuckin pussy Stranger: spick You: have you ever heard of a columbian necktie? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: What smells like blue? Stranger: i bet its france You: Correct! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server… You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARED! You: GO PICHU! Stranger: ABRA USED TELEPORT! You: WILD ABRA GOT AWAY! Your conversational partner has disconnected.