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You: do you eat babies?
Stranger: I EAT FOOD
You: you should eat babies… its fun
Stranger: U R CRAZY?
Stranger: I LOVE GAYS
You: your the crazy one typing in all caps
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: what the fuck kind of question is that
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: IS
Stranger: AIR
Stranger: ?
You: fuck
You: off
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You: hey(:
Stranger: helooooo
Stranger: where r u from?
You: wow…couldnt spell out the whole damn word?
You: one letter is just enough LOL
You: VERY ambitious of you :D
Stranger: clues plz…
You: nice spelling too ;)
You: one of your many talents
Stranger: r u mad!!
You: pshh of course not, some people just cant take a mother effin hint(:
You: but what can ya do?
Stranger: i guesss i am not tht smart
You: and i could totally tell you were asking a question
You: not shit sherlock xD
Stranger: what a perfect mismatched conversation!!
You: wtf r u talking about?
You: !!!
You: see!! i can do it too!!!
You: i m so kewll
You: :)
Stranger: u really think so
Stranger: i doubt!!
You: umm i really dont think so
You: thats why i dont talk dumbass
You: :D
Stranger: ok then bye….
You: love yass
You: c 2 l8r
You: <33
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Stranger: Sup
You: do you like setting fire to the handicapped?
Stranger: Totally
You: what about cutting the elderly slowly until they die?
Stranger: Uh …
Stranger: Cool I guess …
You: do you like to eat live kittens?
Stranger: Nope Im a kitten lover
Stranger: But dogs i do
You: oh so puppies?
Stranger: Yep
You: hmm interesting
Stranger: very
You: do you like to pull babies limb from limb?
Stranger: Uh … yeah I do it all the time with my friend?
You: then do you beat new born pandas with the limbs?
Stranger: UH …. yes very much
Stranger: O >O  You: do you like eating childrens eyeballs?
Stranger: Only with mayo
You: what is your views on the “emo” fad?
Stranger: UH … Im an optimistic person
Stranger: So …
You: hmm interesting indeed
You: do like pie?
Stranger: No only like ….
Stranger: Maybe pumkin
Stranger: But
Stranger: Thats still kind of nasty to me
Stranger: Omg
Stranger: Enter already
You: do you dream about raping the mentally retarded while their family members watch but they are behind bullet proof glass rendering them defensless against your raping but you have a speaker to hear their cries and pleads for you to stop?
Stranger: Um … thats just so fucking creepy Ive been playing around but thats too far.
Stranger: Im gonna disconnect and show this crap to my sister kay BAI
You: hmmm so you do not?
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You: Hello
You: You can call me “The Black Man”
Stranger: ok
You: Wha's crackin' little nigga
Stranger: nuttin much chillin wit my gang
Stranger: we the baddist shit around
You: Yeah? Think so fool? Best be Latin Kings otherwise you be frontin' on some unfriendly territory
Stranger: i aint fronting my gang is big ass hell
Stranger: we got the best weapons to
You: What ya'll call yoselves?
Stranger: everryone knos us aint nobody mess wit us
Stranger: we called the NYPD
You: bah
You: LK Kick those NYPD in the kooter
You: Ya'll best believe
Stranger: no man we got SWAT to back us up
You: Pshh
Stranger: and if things get serious AIR FORCE BITCH
You: SWAT has had their vagina's showin' since 1999
You: Those damned AF fools can't hit shit with them high and mighty planes an' shit
Stranger: lets not forget who got all da territory
You: Pshh Boii You don't know who you messin wit
Stranger: i mess wit yo moms
You: OH HELL NAW
Stranger: thats right i said it
You: BEST BACK THE FUCK UP NIGGA
Stranger: na man u already kno nigga ima stop
Stranger: we cool lets not have gang wars
You: Okay
You: I love you.
Stranger: i love you 2 man
You: cool
You: Hey, take it easy brotha
You: Gotta fly
You: peace
Stranger: ight man

Stranger: hi
You: You can call me the black man
Stranger: hha why
Stranger: ?
You: We can do it on stage @ the Ludacris concert
You: cuz ya know it got sold out
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are u black ?
Stranger: ii love black people i'm
Stranger: white
Stranger: :(
You: I'm arabic. Close enough
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You: Heloooooooooo
Stranger: omg my ass just got hypnotoded
Stranger: hi!
You: yeh i did that to my ass once!!
Stranger: :o
Stranger: FUCk YEAH!
Stranger: you hypnotoad ur ass?
You: It's becoming more frequent
You: yeh who doesn't
Stranger: ok it's like a trend?
You: it's all the rage
Stranger: i haven't done it yet
You: well get going man
Stranger: how do i hypnotize my anus???
You: face it near a naked flame and let it stare into it until it falls asleep
Stranger: does it involve mirrors?
You: then command it to do something
You: Not the way i do it
Stranger: ok awesome
You: lol
Stranger: so what can u make ur ass do?
Stranger: like trick wise and stuff
You: i can make it fart!!!!
Stranger: omg no :o
You: i can abc in farts
Stranger: wow just by hypnosis of anus?
You: seriously awesome stuff
Stranger: yeah man that rules
You: just by hypnosis….gotta try it sometime
Stranger: i should get right away getting my anus hypnotized
Stranger: yeah thanks man
You: go for it….be crazy
Stranger: maby i'll hypnotise ur ass some day
You: maybe?
Stranger: i'd go all out
You: like?
Stranger: no i just know it
Stranger: i'll totally make ur ass do some crazy shit
You: lol yeh a nght with a curry already make it do crazy shits
You: lol
Stranger: hahahahaha X-p
Stranger: ok anus u later
You: but seriously man elaborate on how my ass will be famously hypnotized
Stranger: i will
Stranger: i'll study it
You: hmmmmmm
You: carry on
Stranger: u 2
Stranger: cya
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You: Are you a computer?
Stranger: We can all be a computer, sometimes.
Stranger: bn
You: Hmm. Intriguing, stranger. Very intriguing.
Stranger: clowns don't eat computers
You: True, they do not.
You: Except of course for the clowns that do eat computers.
Stranger: then those computers don't sleep very well
Stranger: what with the fear that clowns will eat them
You: Well, you wouldn't sleep very well either if clowns were trying to eat you.
You: Great minds think alike
Stranger: what are laws?
You: I'm pretty sure laws are all made up.
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: they are legal
Stranger: laws are legal
You: Hmm. Touché.
Stranger: ever sucked a cawk before
You: What is the meaning of life, stranger?
Stranger: 42
Stranger: next.
Stranger: beefy
You: Correct. And, no, to your previous question.
You: I've never sucked COCK either.
Stranger: what is e^(pi*i)
You: 7?
Stranger: no
Stranger: -1
Stranger: (ya really)
You: Aw, damn.
Stranger: better yet
You: What is better yet?
Stranger: 1 + e^(pi*i) = 0
Stranger: uses every single important math thing ever
You: I'm starting to think that you are a computer, stranger.
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Stranger: girl?
You: sorry
Stranger: FUCK
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Stranger: Hey michelle
You: Hey John
Stranger: fuck
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You: buenas noches
Stranger: white power
You: aye de mi
Stranger: fuck you spick
You: donde esta la zapataria
You: ?
Stranger: i dont speak spanish you stupid spick
Stranger: i speak english
You: tu madre es gorda?
Stranger: wetback fag
You: changa tu madre?
Stranger: SUCK MY BALLS
Stranger: SUCK MY BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS
You: your madre sucks your balls?
Stranger: stupid ass mexican
Stranger: no your mom does pussy
Stranger: go get cut my grass
Stranger: spick
You: c'mon, that's not being culturally sensitive.
You: we're all part of one big multicultural rainbow
Stranger: i dont give a SHIT
Stranger: not in america
Stranger: you piece of fuck
Stranger: go back to mexico
Stranger: and die there
Stranger: spick
You: for example, i'm sure your mother has done some experimenting w/ other races and cultures.
You: who knows? you could be half mexican yourself.
Stranger: nope im not spick
You: no, of course not, just half
Stranger: i wish i could kick your ass right fuckin now
Stranger: ill kill you and your 20 brown brothers and sisters
You: zzzzz………
Stranger: gtfo
Stranger: right now pussy
Stranger: or ill come find yoiu
You: zzzzz………
Stranger: zzzz…….
Stranger: zzzzzz………..
Stranger: what a fuckin pussy
Stranger: spick
You: have you ever heard of a columbian necktie?
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You: What smells like blue?
Stranger: i bet its france
You: Correct!
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Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARED!
You: GO PICHU!
Stranger: ABRA USED TELEPORT!
You: WILD ABRA GOT AWAY!
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