And of course the only language to survive is….. URDU!

This looks like the disaster movie to end all disaster movies. Will it beat out Irwin Allen classics? Probably not, but I'll still wait in line to see it.

The world's oldest civilization? If you look at a global timeline the Mayan's were new to the party compared to many other cultures.

I liked this movie better when it was called “The Day After Tomorrow.” Wait, I mean “Independence Day.” No, I mean “Deep Impact.” No, I really meant to say was Volcano … Armageddon … Dante's Peak … The Core … Twister …

Of course this movie is going to suck. But it's going to suck in the loudest, stupidest, most over-the-top way possible, and for that it should be celebrated. I mean, this man brought us that wonderfully steaming pile know as “The Day After Tomorrow,” which he's now trying to top. Respekt.

Let me guess, the Americans save the world by uploading a virus from an Apple laptop. Wait, wrong movie? This one looks epically bad too.

I hope Tugg Speedman can save us!

Give me a break I'm going to need to start taking my “suspension of disbelief” to the gym if I'm going to have any shot at enduring that barrage of doo doo

Oh no… this movie is going to suck.

ah man that looks so stupid!

Is that President Glover?