Is calling myself a geek a bit big-headed? I'm intelligent AND socially capable!

Yay, I'm a geek! I used to be a total nerd, due to being very socially inept, but college changed that.

The bright side:
Douche is whole other diagram…

now let's see… where would i like to be?
hmmm… i could be in any of of these categories. does that make me a nerd?
yup, and proud of it.

According to this, I am a Dweeb bound on turning into a Nerd. I can't wait!

why you gotta say losers.

how does spazz enter into this?

To be quick about it, geek: pathologicalfethishistwithoutasocialdeficit; nerd: withasocialdeficit.

I thought I was just a geek. Now I clearly see I'm a nerd.
I HATE YOU ALL!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Try switching nerd and geek around and it still would only be less wrong!!!

According to this, I'm a geek. I'm so socially adept that I can have a convo with a piece of cheese. Then again…

Geeks aren't socially inept?

Where does “Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie” fall? Pobably at the intersection of Dweeb and Geek.

Hey, I resemble that comment!

I thought obsession and social ineptitude were signs of autism?

To have intelligence and obsession but NOT social ineptitude does not make you a geek. Those people are clearly poindexters.

Finally, someone produces an authoritative guide.