Oh gentlemen! It’s about time you guys got this figured out! WE don’t like hair in our teeth either! Besides….I bet you’d get more oral action if all that fuzz was pruned “tastefully”. (pardon the pun)

As Adam Corolla is fond of saying “if you have a mailbox (you can spell that MALE also) on a 4 foot post and you have 2 feet of grass growing at the base - it looks like only a 2 foot post. So get that weed whacker out and cut the grass down to the nubs so you can proudly show off your 4 foot post!”

Like Adam Corolla is fond of saying “if you’re proud of your mailbox (and you can spell that MALE also) and it sits on a four foot post - if you have two feet of grass growing at the base of that post it only looks like a two foot tall post. Cut that grass down to the nubs and show off your four foot post to the world!” It feels great and looks better.

I don’t want to have to take a machete with me when I go down on my wife. Why should she have to? And nothing breaks the flow quite like stopping to pick a hair out of your teeth…

Trimming is certainly the better option than “male brazilian waxes”…

That is one strategically placed “New Buzz” banner…