Get him a wig and make up artist, shave or trim the soup strainer, loose the glasses for some shades, dress him a leather mid length jacket and slacks, and for gods sake, make him stop looking at the camera like that and he would pass as a pro.

The tucked in polo shirt is what seals the deal for me.

The thing is, though, is that the song is actually kind of kick ass.

It's like a bad combination of windows desktop background photos and Blind Date video montages.