I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

I don't understand WTF people are talking about. He looks like he has an average, normal sized dick. One, look at all the pubic hair he has, definitely no manscaping going on there, and two he's uncut. If this pic showed him with an erection, I don't think people would be saying what they're saying. Haven't you ever heard of the expression, “not a shower … a grower”. And, obviously, there's a bunch of dumb ass virgins, hoping for a peek at what a man really looks like, and they have no friggin' clue. I suggest you get yourself on craigslist, post an ad, get your ugly ass laid, and get a clue. I can't stand ignorant ass, naive, stupid, bitches!

WTF? Is it open season on women's 'body lips”? Why all the hate? Is he that ugly? Would you really reject him in real life? You'd prefer a cruel and ugly man with a huge one?

what some1 else said 'he was in the pool!!!!

why do men get all the good nudes? why couldn't he have a fantastic penis?

Nubbin.

It's that damn sport with its “no hands” rule.

Check out his little pele.

This is like that Seinfeld episode where George gets out of the ocean and the woman sees him naked, laughs and it turns out women don't understand how shrinkage occurs in cold water. I'm just posting this in service of humanity - its size when it's not active has little bearing on how big it gets.

Actually, it's MaradoNa, not MaradoNNa. Then…ew. :\

Awwww.

No wonder he always looks so crazy and angry nowadays